🎩🕷️ Calling all fellow mortals and creatures of the night! The VHS Drama Club is conjuring up something spectacular for our 2024 musical production, and it’s spook-tacularly thrilling! That’s right, folks, it’s time to dust off your cobwebs and dig up your darkest jokes because we’re bringing The Addams Family to life on stage! And guess what? Ad sales are now OPEN, so grab your broomsticks and let’s fly into the madness together!
🖤 Now, onto the deviously delightful details:
🦇 1/3 Page Ad: Just enough space to whisper sweet nothings into Morticia’s ear without Gomez getting too jealous.
🕸️ Half Page Ad: Twice the space, twice the creepy charm! Perfect for showcasing your business, whether it’s selling potions or promoting your haunted mansion tours.
💀 Full Page Ad: Go all-in and make your mark like Uncle Fester crashing a family dinner! Your ad will shine brighter than Wednesday’s stoic gaze.
But wait, there’s more! For those brave enough to venture into the depths of sponsorship, we have limited opportunities that’ll make you feel like a member of the Addams clan themselves! 💀💰
Questions? Inquiries? Ghostly apparitions haunting your dreams? Fear not! Our resident sorcerer, Brian, is here to assist. Drop him a line at [email protected], and he’ll guide you through the shadows with finesse and flair. Oh, and did we mention we accept electronic payments? Because even the Addams Family is up-to-date with modern technology!
Now, you might be asking, “Why should I advertise with the VHS Drama Club?” Well, besides the fact that we’re the coolest ghouls this side of the cemetery, your support helps us bring the macabre magic of The Addams Family to life! Plus, where else can you find such a perfect blend of humor, darkness, and finger-snapping fun?
So, whether you’re a ghost, ghoul, or just your average mortal looking for some thrills, now’s your chance to join us on this creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky adventure! Download the PDF, pick your poison—uh, we mean ad size—and let’s make some magic together. See you in the shadows, darling! 🦇🌙